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Rocketeering takes drastic direction

or, something is exploding in the state of Denmark.


Thanks to my mafia-like underground network of suspisious connections in the world they call Cambridge, I have been promised a secret delivery of dry ice on a time not to be told, from a place not to be mentioned by a friend not to be named. I intend thus to leave the lN2 fold, but remain true to the true cryogenic evangelium and make the ultimate, desicive rocket. The idea is to crunsh a bit of dry ice, put it in the bottle, poor wather over it, equip it with a Lister-Houghton high-pressure exhaust nozzle and away we go. This ingenious idea came to me, as I was sampling another net-page which described the usual bombs beeing made in this f ashion.

My Rocket will be named OCCAM as befit it, for it needs only one hole!!! Do you hear me. Only one hole - just like the primitive creatures called sea-hedgehogs (free Danish translation) and in contrast to sea-mice, which when you find them fossiled look at first glance exactly like sea-hedgehogs, but on closer inspection turn out to have two holes. They call it a sign of higher development. I call it loosing touch with simple, natural ways, the superiority of which I intend to proove on sunday.


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